With Honors (1994)

Simon: Know why you hate me so much Jeffrey? Because I look the way you feel.

Courtney: I don't take sex home.

Courtney: What are you doing? Monty: I'm ending our friendship.

Simon: Yes I'm a bum. But I'm a Harvard bum.

Monty: Why did you say that I was a loser? Simon: Winners forget they're in a race, they just love to run. You try too hard.

Simon: Women. Ain't they perfect? Monty: Not always. Simon: Yes, they are, they're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.

Courtney: Hey Everett, can I borrow a condom? Everett: No, but you can have one. [Courtney pulls out a whole string of condoms.] Everett: Endurance test? Courtney: More like pop quiz.