While You Were Sleeping (1995)

Lucy: You don't have to walk me home. Jack: You block the wind.

Lucy: I'm a lot like my dad: brown hair, flat chest.

Lucy: If you fit into my pants I think I'll kill myself.

Lucy: You're sick. Jerry: Oh, I'm sick? You're cheating on a vegetable.

Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to-- Lucy: I object. Saul: Oh, geez. Priest: I didn't get to that part yet. Jack Callaghan: I would have to object too. Priest: What about you? Peter Callaghan: I'm thinking!

Midge Callaghan: These mashed potatoes are so creamy.

Ashley: I object to this wedding! Priest: Get in line.

Joe Jr.: O.K., Lucy, it's either me or him! Lucy: Him. Joe Jr.: You don't have to answer right away.

Elsie: I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either!

Elsie: I like Mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying.

Jerry: You're born into a family. You do not join them like you do the Marines.

Lucy: Doesn't anybody use a phone anymore? Joe Jr.: I do. Lucy: I'm not talking about 900 numbers. Joe Jr.: Who told?!!

Jack: You suck! Peter: I suck, or the outfit sucks? Jack: It's a toss-up.

Lucy: And who are you, Jack, the happiness guru?

Peter: Remember the squirels I saved as a kid? First I knocked them out of their nest with a rock, then I saved them.

Elsie: Look at the bright side. He has more room in his jockey shorts.

Lucy: It's just...I never met anyone I could laugh with. You know?

Saul: I couldn't love you anymore if you were my own son. But the fact of the matter is, you're a putz!

Lucy: [thinking] It's amazing how exotic Wisconson... isn't.