What Women Want (2000)

Nick Marshall: It's never too late to do the right thing. That's what I'll do, I'll go over there and do the right thing.

Nick Marshall: Have you ever done that, taken the wrong road? Of course not, you wouldn't do that, somebody like me does that.

Darcy McGuire: What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?

Nick Marshall: What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.

Nick Marshall: There's way too much estrogen on television these days.

Darcy McGuire: I'm the maneating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world.

Lola: You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!

Morgan: What, are you officially a woman now?

Nick Marshall: I can see elegant parties... Darcy McGuire: You can see all that? Nick Marshall: Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant.