What About Bob? (1991)

Bob: Baby step to four o'clock. Baby step to four o'clock.

Bob: I see salt and I see pepper, but I don't see a salt substitute.

Dr. Leo Marvin: You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone! [Leo opens the door; there's Bob.] Bob Wiley: Is this some radical new therapy? Dr. Leo Marvin: YOU SEE?!?!

Bob Wiley: You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities? Leo Marvin: It's exceptionally rare. Bob Wiley: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch... bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead! Leo Marvin: Why exactly are you doing this? Bob Wiley: Well, if I fake it then I don't have it. --

Dr. Marvin: All's I want is some peace and quiet! Bob: Okay I'll be quiet. Siggy: And I'll be peace!

Bob: what if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one...and my bladder explodes?

Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.

[Leo is strapping a bomb to Bob] Leo: This is black powder, Bob. A teaspoon of it can blow up a tree stump. Bob: How much you got there? Leo: Twenty pounds.

Leo: You understand right? There's no other solution. You won't go away. Bob: Yes I will. Leo: No you won't. You're just saying you will, so that when I don't kill you, you'll show up again and make everyone else in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a shmuck. But I'm not a shmuck Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and steal my family away just because you're crazy enough to be fun.

Bob: What are you doing with the gun, Dr. Marvin? Leo: Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure.