Two if by Sea (1996)

Frank O'Brien: People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.

Todd: Girls like muscles. They like muscles and romantic dinners.

Frank: Honey, these are cops. They're like garbage men with guns.

Roz: Did you steal this from the house? Frank: No. Roz: Honey? Frank: Yes.

[Looking at cows] Roz: Oh, these are so cute! Frank: Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.

Frank: What are you looking for, a key? Roz: No, I'm lookin' for your brain. Frank: You think someone would actually leave a key? [Roz reaches above the door and finds a key] Roz: This key? Is this the key you're talkin' about? I'm just checkin'.