True Lies (1994)

Harry Tasker: There *is* no us, you psychotic bitch!

Gib: Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!

[After watching her husband kill dozens of men] Helen Tasker: I married Rambo!

Simon: Men want this car for only one reason: pussy.

[About Harry's daughter.] Gib: Do you think she's still a virgin? Harry: Dont be ridiculous, she's only---what is she now? Gib: She's fourteen! Harry: She's fourteen years old! Gib: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.

Harry Tasker: Helen is having an affair. Gib: Welcome to the club!

Samir: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start? Harry Tasker: Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.

Gib: What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider. Spencer Trilby: Why? Faisil: Probably because it sound scary.

[To Dana, who's wearing a helmet.] Gib: Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

Simon: Would a spy pee himself?

Harry Tasker: Ask me a question I would normally lie to. Helen Tasker: Are we going to die? Harry Tasker: Yep!

Gib: Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

Harry Tasker: There is no us, you psychopathic bitch.

Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone? Harry Tasker: Yeah, but they were all bad.

Simon: Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!

Simon: I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic.

[While launching a Harrier missile, from which Salim Abu Aziz is hanging] Harry Tasker: You're fired!