Toy Story (1995)

Woody: What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?

Rex: I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

Buzz Lightyear: I can fly! Woody: That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!

Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange, little man. You have my pity. Farewell.

Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody? Woody: It's not a laser! It's a little light that blinks! Hamm: What's wrong with him? Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily.] Mr. Potato Head: Look I'm Picasso. Hamm: I don't get it. Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine!

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill. Woody: Oh, great! If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death!

Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!

[Mr. Potato Head watches hopefully as Andy open birthday presents.] Mr. Potato Head: Please let it be a Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs... Hey, I can dream can't I?

Mr Potato Head: What, did you take Stupid Pills this morning?

[Preparing for the toy mutiny.] Woody: Wind the frog!

Woody: Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... rockets explode! AAHH!!

Woody: Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was a big success.

Hamm: Yes sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Buzz: Toy? Woody: T-O-Y, toy. Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger". Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. Woody: Oh. Well, that's good. Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?