Toy Soldiers (1991)

Luis Cali: What does your father do, William? William "Billy" Tepper: He's a contractor. Luis Cali: According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world. William "Billy" Tepper: Yeah, he's a contractor.

William "Billy" Tepper: Come on man, get up! We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school. Joseph "Joey" Trotta: You were born looking like a douche bag.

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Man, this stuff is great! It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier. Ricardo Montoya: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too. Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: I didn't fart. Ricardo Montoya: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart! Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off. Henry "Hank" Giles, III: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.

Dean Parker: Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have even done it myself.