Tin Cup (1996)

Dr. Molly Griswold: I find him... mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this. Romeo Posar: Oh, good. That's his best side.

Dr. Molly Griswold: Oh, you amuse me, Roy, but I'm the only woman in America born after World War II that thinks astrology's a crock of shit.

[In preparation to shoot over the water hazard at hole 18 at the US Open.] Roy: This is for Venturi who thinks I should lay up. Romeo: What does he know? He only won this tournament before you were born.

McAvoy: Keep shooting pars, asshole! Simms: I'll take 18 of them, all day long! McAvoy: Do it and I'll own you.

Molly: Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?

Roy: Greatness courts failure.

Earl: You the man, Roy. You are definitely the man. Clint: The man needs a ride home.

Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy: Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

Dr. Molly Griswold: There's no such thing as semi-platonic. Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well there ought to be.

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Does my inner child need a spanking?

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I assume I have the confidentiality of the doctor-client privilege in regards to this outfit?

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: It won't always be like this, you know. Dr. Molly Griswold: What? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: With me surrounded by all these guys, snoring... stripper ex-girlfriend laying across from us... caddy sleeping next to her. It won't always be like this. Dr. Molly Griswold: Yes, it will.

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: This is everything, ain't it? This is the choice it comes down to -- this is our immortality. Romeo Posar: You don't need to be thinking immortality -- you need to be thinking hit the 7 iron!

Doreen: You're not one of those women who tries to fix men, I hope. I mean, men cannot be fixed, and especially him.

Romeo Posar: Look, boss, I only got one rule. And that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.

Romeo Posar: Now THAT was a defining moment. And the definition was "shit."

Dr. Molly Griswold: Doreen, how did he get the name Tin Cup? Doreen: Oh, he was the catcher on the high school baseball team. The star pitcher had a big-league curve... not all of his pitches hit Roy in the mitt, ouch. The team thought Tin Cup was a whole lot better than Clank.