Mexican, The (2001)

Samantha Barzal: You have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this.

Jerry Walbech: I'm not gonna kill you. But I am gonna have to shoot you.

Samantha: When do you get to the point of enough is enough? Jerry: Never.

Jerry Walbech: I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!

Frank: Guns don't kill people - postal workers do.

Leroy: I'm here to regulate funkiness.