Tank Girl (1995)

Tank Girl: Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.

Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.

Tank Girl: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

Tank Girl: I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!

Tank Girl: I'm too young for this shit!

Tank Girl: This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad.

Booga: I was a dog, but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status. [Looks down his mutant body.] Ehh... sort of.

[The Rippers are deciding what to do with Tank Girl and Jet Girl.] T-Saint: I say we kill 'em! Donner: I say we hump 'em.

Tank Girl: [has the Madam captive] Now - everybody throw down your guns or I scrape off all her make up! [considers the Madam's face] This might take a really long time.

Tank Girl: Ladies, lock up your sons!

Donner: Wanna dance? Jet: I don't know how. Donner: It's okay, I brought the condoms!