Strange Days (1995)

Lenny: His ass is so tight, when he farts only dogs can hear it.

Max: The issue is not whether you are paranoid, look around you Lenny, the issue is whether you are paranoid enough.

Philo: The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she is giving head.

Faith Justin: One of the ways movies are still better than playback: the music comes up, and you know it's over.

Lenny Nero: Right now his frontal lobes are like two runny eggs.

Palmer Strickland: Nero. Lenny Nero: Strickland. Palmer Strickland: Comissioner Strickland! Lenny Nero: Yeah, whatever. See, since you shit-canned my career, I don't even have to call you sir, it's was of life's small pleasures.

Lenny: Have you ever been in love with someone who didn't return that love? Mace: Yeah, Lenny, I have. Lenny: It didn't stop you from loving them, right? Or being able to understand them or forgive them? Mace: I guess.

Strickland: You're a disappointment, Nero. But you know what disappoints me more? Lenny Nero: Your sex life?

Lenny: I didn't know you were color blind, Max. Max: It was the only way I could stand your ties.

Jeriko One: You know what? You've pulled over the wrong black man, Officer Steckler! I'm the 800 pound gorilla in your mist, fucker! I make more money in a day than you make in a whole year! And my lawyer loves sending sorryass Aryan RoboCop fuckers like you to jail!

Jeriko One: You're gonna be in my next song. It's called "RoboSteckler." It's about a cop who met his worst nightmare: a nigga with enough political juice to squash your ass like a stinkbug! You gonna be famous, fucker!

Jeriko One: You love that red, white, and blue, but you hate that black, black, black.

Max: Cheer up. The world's about to end in ten minutes anyway.

Lenny Nero: This is not like "TV-only-better" ... this is life.

Lenny Nero: This tie cost more than your entire wardrobe ... it's the one thing that stands between me and the jungle.

Lenny Nero: Two million years of human evolution and that's the best idea you can come up with.

Lenny Nero: Look ... everyone needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometimes, it's what we are.

Lenny Nero: Bullet-resistant?! What ever happened to bullet-proof??

Max: He's still workin' the party... actin' smooth like nothin's nothin'.

Lenny Nero: This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?

Mace: This is your life, right here, right now! It's real-time, you hear me, real time! Time to get real, not playback. You understand me?

Faith: I like the feeling of someone watching me.

Tick: One man's mundane and boring existence is another man's Technicolor.

Lenny: I am the magic man. I am your link to the subconscious. I have what you want. I can get you what you can't have.

Mace: Memories are meant to fade. They're designed that way for a reason.

Philo Gant: Paranoia is reality seen on a finer scale.

Max Peltier: You put that thing on the 11 o'clock news and by midnight you'll have the biggest riot in history. They'll see the smoke from Canada.