Quest for Camelot (1998)

Lady Juliana: You're mad! Ruber: I'm *so* glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years!

Minion: Nothing can stop Ruber's plan to take over Camelot! Lady Juliana: You don't know my daughter!

Ruber: A spear! How stone age. A king would hold a nobler weapon. A king would hold Excalibur.

Ruber: Where did you drop the sword? Gryphon: It all looks so *different* from down here...

Bladebeak: You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel--clucky? Well, do ya... punk?

[Trying to start a fire with two sticks.] Cornwall: Come on, baby, light my fire... Devon: You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame retarded dragon.

Devon: Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women. Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick!

Devon: Enchante, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall. Cornwall: But you can call me Corny for short.

Cornwall: Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People throw darts at him. Devon: How can you be so cold-blooded? Cornwall: Easy, I'm a reptile.

Bladebeak: Dragon a la king! It's such a pleasant change from---chicken?

Devon: Frankly we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.

King Arthur: You have reminded us that the strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people.

King Arthur: You may kill me... but you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot! Ruber: Well, I've got to start somewhere.

Lady Juliana: Ruber! Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single... Lady Juliana: Impertinent pig! Ruber: Is that a no?