O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

Delmar: We thought you was a toad.

Pete Hogwallop: Do not seek the treasure!

Homer Stokes: The color guard is colored!

Washington Hogwallop: Mrs. Hogwallop done R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

Ulysses Everett McGill: You ever been with a woman? Delmar: I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that.

Ulysses Everett McGill: You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

[repeated line] Ulysses Everett McGill: We're in a tight spot!

Ulysses Everett McGill: Me an' the old lady are gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking.

Ulysses Everett McGill: I'll tell you what I am -- I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him!

Pete: I always wondered. What's the devil look like? Everett: Well, of course there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete. But the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail and he carries a hay fork.

Ulyssess Everett McGill: It does put me in a damn awkward position, vis-a-vis my progeny.

Ulyssess Everett McGill: Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?

Ulyssess Everett McGill: It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

Ulyssess Everett McGill: You ever been with a woman? Delmar: I gotta get the family farm back before I can start worryin' about that.

Penny: Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?

Delmar: Them sirens loved him up, and turned him into a horny toad.

Delmar: Oh George, not the livestock.

Pete: Since we been followin' your lead, we ain't got nothing but trouble.

Penny Wharvey: He's bona fide! What are you?

[Shopping for pomade while on the run.] Ulysses Everett McGill: Well I don't want Fop, godammit! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.

Delmar: George? Some of your foldin' money's done come unstole.

Delmar: You ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land.

George Nelson: Jesus saves, George Nelson withdraws!

Ulysses Everett McGill: What do you do for work? Blind Seer: I have no work. Ulysses Everett McGill: What's your name? Blind Seer: I have no name. Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, there's your problem.