Nutty Professor, The (1996)

Mama Klump: I think I do remember hearing somethin' on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly. Papa Klump: You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine! [Farts.] There, my colon is clean. My colon is squeaky clean!

Dean Richmond: Can I get you anything? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?

Mama Klump: When the good Lord made you, He made you beautiful inside and out.

Sherman Klump: Daddy, all I'm saying is that scientific breakthroughs are occurring all the time. Ernie Klump: The only thing that's 'bout to break through is your ass 'bout to break through the seat of your pants.