Nurse Betty (2000)

Wesley: I saw your TV movie. It sucked! Hasselhoff blew you off the screen!

[About to perform a medical procedure on a gunshot victim.] Betty: No, I have to do this or he'll die. It's OK, I've seen it done once.

Charlie: How'd they describe her? Wesley: You know, blonde, thin, whatever. Charlie: Slow down: blonde, thin, yeah. Did they say anything about style? Did they mention grace?

Charlie: People who get the calls are good. Not flashy, good. They get in, they get out, nobody knows a goddamn thing. You understand? Boom, boom, boom. Three in the head, you know they're dead.

Betty Sizemore: My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It's a shame you're such an asshole.

Betty: [sarcastic] Nothing like watching the tenpins fall. Del: Hey, that's a skill. They're trying to get that in the Olympic games.

Betty Sizemore: Gosh! I haven't been this happy since I was 12. George McCord: Okay, I'll bite. What happened when you were 12? Betty Sizemore: I took my mom to Kansas City for Mothers' Day and I used the allowance I was saving. We went to lunch at Skies, this restaurant at the top of a building, and you can see the whole world from up there. It was our last special thing 'cause she died that year. It was a great day. George McCord: You just gave me goose bumps from that. You know that? That is just great improv!

Betty: [gesturing at Wesley's meat sandwich] You sure you don't want a salad? Wesley: You sure you want a tip when I'm done?