My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Lisa: You think I'm hostile now? Wait 'til you see me tonight.
Vinny Gambini: What are you wearing? Mona Lisa Vito: What? Vinny Gambini: You look like a fuckin' tourist. Mona Lisa Vito: What about you? Vinny Gambini: I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots. Mona Lisa Vito: Oh yeah, you blend.
[Vinny, still half-asleep, gives his opening statement to the jury.] Vinny: Everything that guy says is bullshit.
Vinny Gambini: You're in Ala-fuckin-bama. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this isn't going to trial.
Vinny Gambini: I'm here to collect. J.T.: How 'bout I just kick your ass. Vinny Gambini: Oh a counter offer. That's what we lawyers, I'm a lawyer... we call that a counter offer. This is a tough decision you give me here. Get my ass kicked or collect two hundred dollars. I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be perfectly honest with you... no I think I'll just go with the two hundred. J.T.: Over my dead body. Vinny Gambini: You like to renegotiate as you go along. Well here's my counter offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving shit out of you? J.T.: In your dreams. Vinny Gambini: Oh no no... in reality. If I kick the shit out of you, do I get the money?
Lisa: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?!
Judge Chamberlain Haller: The next words out of your mouth better be guilty or not guilty. I don't want to hear commentary, argument, or opinion. If I hear anything other than guilty or not guilty, you'll be in contempt. I don't even want to hear you clear your throat. Now how do your clients plead? Vincent "Vinny" La Guardia Gambini the First: I think I get the point. Judge Chamberlain Haller: No, I don't think you do.
