Money Pit, The (1986)

Walter Fielding: Ahh, home crap home!

Walter Fielding: Mozart? Mozart is dead, his problems are over, help MEEE...

Walter Fielding: Here lies Walter Fielding. He bought a house, and it killed him.

Walter Fielding: What has Max got that I haven't got? Anna Crowley: Walls.

Max Beissart: I love you and you love me. Anna Crowley: No, you love you, I love Walter.

Walter Fielding: When do you think this will be done? Curly: Two weeks!