Lost Boys, The (1987)

Alan Frog: Holy shit, vampire hotel.

Alan Frog: Aaaaaah! Flies! Edgar Frog: We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.

Sam Emerson: What's that smell? Edgar Frog: Vampires, my friend, vampires.

Alan Frog: We don't ride with vampires. Sam Emerson: Fine, stay here. Edgar Frog: We do now. Alan Frog: Yeah.

Edgar Frog: Come on Sam, let's get out of here. Burn rubber! [the car accelerates, almost driving over a cliff] Christ! Sam Emerson: Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!

Sam Emerson: Guys, we're on our own. Edgar Frog: Good, just the way we like it.

David: Michael wants to know what's going on. Marco, what's going on? Marco: I don't know. What's going on, Paul? Paul: Wait a minute. Who wants to know? Dwayne: Michael wants to know.

David: How are those maggots? Michael: Huh? David: Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Edgar Frog: If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it! Sam: Chill out Edgar. Edgar Frog: [coming to his senses] Right.

Grandpa: Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.

David: It is too late, my blood is in your veins. Michael: So is mine!

Grandpa: If you read the T.V. Guide, you don't need a T.V.

Max: Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless. Sam: Did you know that? Edgar: Sure. Everyone knows that.

Grandpa: Something I never could stomach about Santa Carla, all the damn vampires!

David: What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

David: Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!

Sam: [about Star] It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them? [Star floats up.] She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.

Alan Frog: Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!

Edgar Frog: The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!

Sam Emerson: So where're we going? Michael Emerson: Nowhere. Sam Emerson: So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud.

Sam Emerson: Got a problem, guys? Edgar Frog: Just scoping your civilian wardrobe. Sam Emerson: Pretty cool, huh? Alan Frog: For a fashion victim.

Edgar Frog: Where the hell are you from? Krypton?

Edgar Frog: You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy. Alan Frog: Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh? Sam Emerson: Actually I thought it was a bakery. Edgar Frog: This is just a cover, we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.

Grandpa: Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave? Sam Emerson: How about some Windex, Grandpa? Grandpa: Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that. Michael Emerson: You have a big date tonight, Grandpa? Grandpa: I'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson. Michael Emerson: What'd ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?

Sam Emerson: Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire.

Edgar Frog: You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot? Sam Emerson: Yeah, all day. Alan Frog: Does the sun freak him out? Sam Emerson: He wears sunglasses in the house. Edgar Frog: Bad breath, long fingernails? Sam Emerson: Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, he always had bad breath though. Alan Frog: He's a vampire all right. Edgar Frog: All right, here's what you do, get your self a good sharp stake and drive it straight through his heart. Sam Emerson: I can't do that, he's my brother. Alan Frog: OK, we'll come over and do it for you. Edgar Frog: You'd better get a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.

Sam Emerson: And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere." Edgar Frog: We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time. Alan Frog: Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead. Edgar Frog: As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall. Alan Frog: Kill your brother, you'll feel better.