Last Night (1998)

Patrick Wheeler: I don't want to risk having bad sex today. I don't want it to be the last thing on my mind.

Patrick Wheeler: I think maybe I should mention before you make any faux pas here, that we have a tradition in this family, that we don't kill other people.

Radio DJ: We've reached number twelve on the top 500 of all time, according to... me, alright?! So don't bother calling in. This time, it's my choice.

[Referring to sex at the end of the world] Craig Zwiller: If you are going to be going... Patrick Wheeler: Might as well be coming.

Patrick Wheeler: What I do find pathetic is people who, as soon as they hear that the world is ending, they rush out and try to hook up with someone like it was closing time at Studio 54.

[Patrick needs one of Craig's cars] Patrick Wheeler: You have two others! Craig Zwiller: It's a collection; they're antique cars. Two old cars is not a collection! It's a guy with two old cars.

[repeated line] Craig Zwiller: You want a drink? I got drinks.