Lake Placid (1999)

Jack Wells: Ma'am -- Kelly Scott: If you call me "ma'am" one more time, I will sue you! And with the laws the way they are today, I can do it! Sheriff Hank Keough: Oh, she's good.

Kelly Scott: You got to fire your big gun. Did it meet your expectations? Sheriff Hank Keough: Overrated.

Kelly Scott: I don't do field and even if I did... Maine? I'm allergic to timber!

Mrs. Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.

[Upon finding a decaying toe] Hector: Is this the man that was killed? Keough: He seemed... taller.

Mrs. Delores Bickerman: If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it.

[To a game warden] Hector Cyr: I'm a civilian, not a trout -- you have no authority over me whatsoever.

[On whether the crocodiles swam to Lake Placid from Asia] Sheriff Hank Keough: Crocodiles can't swim that far. Hector Cyr: Yes they can. Sheriff Hank Keough: How do you know that? Hector Cyr: They conceal information like that in books.

Sheriff Hank Keough: I've never heard of crocodiles swimming that far. Hector Cyr: Yeah, they conceal information like that in books.

Kelly Scott: The lake is so black and still. Sheriff Hank Keough: Yeah, we wanted to call it Lake Placid, but we heard that name was already taken.