Keeping the Faith (2000)

Anna: So this is a rectory. That sounds like a bad word. Rectory!

[Brian, a celibate priest, confesses his love for Anna, to Jake's astonishment.] Jacob: I mean, she's like your sister! Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Yes, thank you for adding new depth to my confusion!

Anna Riley: I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.

Rachel Rose: Oh my God! The Iraqi defense minister just committed suicide! Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Ooh! ...Is that bad or good?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Oy. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Amen to your oy.

Anna: I have a relationship with my phone. It's set to vibrate.

Jacob: God was showing off when he made you.

Indian Bartender: May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us -- may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.

Bartender: Let me guess. Your wife left you and took the kids. Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: It's a little more complicated than that. Bartender: Sure it is. Everyone thinks his story is the one with a twist. Well let me tell you, I've heard just about everything there is to... [Brian unzips his jacket, revealing his priest's collar.] Holy shit.

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Sometimes we don't see certain things until we're ready to see them in a certain way.