Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)

Patricia: I love you! Joe: I love you too! But your timing sucks!

Luggage Salesman: Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks? Joe Banks: No. Luggage Salesman: It's the central preoccupation of my life.

Patricia: I'm soul sick.

Waponi Chief: Do you want to marry him? Patricia: Yes. Waponi Chief: Do you want to marry her? Joe Banks: Yes. Waponi Chief: Good. You're married.

Samuel Harvey Graynamore: Oh, not a nice place you have here, Joe.

Patricia: You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?

Dr. Ellison: And what did you do in the fire department? Joe: Well... I put out fires.

Dr. Ellison: You have some time left, Mr. Banks. You have some life left. My advice to you is: live it well.

Joe: I've never been to L.A. before. Angelica: What do you think? Joe: It looks fake. I like it!

Joe: So I'm not sick? Except for this terminal disease?

Mr. Waturi: I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?

Patricia: Nobody knows anything, Joe. We'll take this leap, and we'll see. We'll jump, and we'll see. That's life, right?

Angelica: You're in a rotten mood. Patricia: It's the sunshine. Get's me down.

Patricia: My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.