Joe Dirt (2001)

Robby: You alright Dirt? Joe Dirt: Yeah, I'm cool. Robby: No you're not.

Joe Dirt: Life's a garden, dig it?

Joe Dirt: When bad pets go bad, dang.

Zander Kelly: So what's the deal, your facial hair just grows all white-trashy like that?

Joe Dirt: Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt!

Joe Dirt: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Jill: Sure, let's go back to my place.

Joe Dirt: I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard....