James and the Giant Peach (1996)

Earthworm: The sun's so hot! I'm fried!

Earthworm: She won't be coming down here with the spray. She'll be coming down here with a shovel. It happened to m' brother. Split him right down the middle. Now I have two half-brothers.

James: Excuse me sir, can you tell me where the Empire State Building is? Man: You're on top of it, kid.

James Henry Trotter: I can't remember what fun is for.

Earthworm: [eating the peach] It's not dirt, but it tastes good. Spider: "Mmmmm. Better than ladybugs. Ladybug: What? Spider: Excuse me.

The Grasshopper: He's comitted pesticide!

[On his experience of the world] The Centipede: I did live between two pages of The National Geographic.

The Centipede: Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs.