In & Out (1997)

Cameron: Eat something, I'm begging you! You look like a swizzle stick. Sonja: Food?!

Emily: I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!

Emily: Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?

Emily: I've seen all your movies. Cameron: Both of them?

Peter: What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album? Howard: Color Me Barbra. Peter: Stud! Howard: Everybody knows that! Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?

Emily: Does anybody here know how many times I had to watch Funny Lady? Howard: It was a sequel. She was under contract. Emily: Fuck Barbra Streisand, and fuck you!

[Howard is listening to his "Be A Man" tapes] Tape voice: Now repeat after me: "Yo." Howard: Yo! Tape voice: Hot damn. Howard: Hot damn! Tape voice: What a fabulous window treatment. Howard: What a fabulous... Tape voice: That was a trick.

Howard Brackett: I may sue. Howard's dad: Get Johnny Cochrane, not that woman.

Peter Malloy: A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned.