Idle Hands (1999)

Debi: My work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex!

Debi: There is evil out there, and I'm gonna kick its ass!

Mick: We were staring down this big tunnel of white light. Anton: And then what happened? Mick: We were like, forget that, man, it's too far.

Anton: Who's your daddy now, bitch, huh? Who's your fucking daddy now?

Mick: That is some one-hit shit.

Pnub: As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day.