House on Haunted Hill (1999)

Watson Pritchett: I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.

Evelyn Stockard-Price: Get off me, you pervert! Steven H. Price: Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever. Evelyn Stockard-Price: Very funny, Stephen. Have you?

[after Price receives a call from Evelyn] Channel 3 Reporter: So Mr. Price, business or pleasure? Steven H. Price: Neither. My wife.

Eddie Baker: So we'll just wait until 9:30 then. Prichett: Oh, I'm sure we'll be mutilated beyond all recognition by then.

Steven H. Price: Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the fourth of July.