Honeymoon in Vegas (1992)

[Trying to remember how to open his parachute] Jack Singer: Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red.

Jack Singer: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable. Betsy: "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable. Jack Singer: Hey, I know that now, okay!

Roy: We're the Flying Elvises. Utah chapter!

Roy Bacon: Elvises, light your fires!

Jack Singer: People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.