Groundhog Day (1993)

Phil: You wanna throw up here, or in the car? Ralph: I think... both.

[To Rita about Phil.] Larry: Did he actually refer to himself as "the talent"?

Phil: I'm a god. I'm not *the* God... I don't think.

Larry: People think that all cameramen do is point the camera at things, but it's a *heck* of a lot more complicated than that!

Phil Connors: Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

Man in Hallway: Think it'll be an early spring? Phil: Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream... of spring. Ciao! Man in Hallway: Ciao!

Phil: Where's everybody going? Piano teacher: To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day. Phil: It's still just once a year, isn't it?

[Driving down the railroad tracks toward an approaching train.] Phil: I'm betting he's going to swerve first.

Phil: I am asking you for help! Rita: Well, what do you want me to do? Phil: I don't know! You're a producer! Think of something!

Phil: There is a major network interested in me. Larry: That would be the Home Shopping Network.

Rita: Are you drunk or something? Phil: Drunk is more fun.

Ned: Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you could always use a little more, I mean, who couldn't? But let me tell something--I got's a feeling [whistles] you ain't got any. Am I right or am I right or am I right?

Phil: I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...

Ned: What are you doing later? Phil: Something else.

First D.J.: Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. Second D.J.: It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach? First D.J.: Not hardly.

Rita: I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way. Phil: My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.

Phil: You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

Phil: Do you know what today is? Rita: No, what? Phil: Today is tomorrow. It happened.

Rita: Would you like to come to dinner with Larry and me? Phil Connors: No thank you. I've seen Larry eat.

Mrs. Lancaster: Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors? Phil Connors: I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.

Phil Connors: So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you? Rita: You're incredible. Phil Connors: Who told you?

Phil Connors: Do you ever have deja vu Mrs. Lancaster? Mrs Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.

Rita: Why would anybody want to steal a groundhog? Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons... the pervert!

Phil Connors: Can I have another one of these with some booze in it?

Phil Connors: Can I be serious with you with you for a minute? Rita: I don't know. Can you?

Phil Connors: Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...

Phil Connors: Can I talk to you about a matter that is not work-related? Rita: You never talk about work.

Phil Connors: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered? Ralph: That about sums it up for me.

[Phil Connors drives (because Ralph and Gus are drunk) right through a mailbox.] Gus: Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.

Phil Connors: It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room!", "Stand up straight!", "Pick up your feet!", "Take it like a man!", "Be nice to your sister!", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever!". Oh yeah, "Don't drive on the railroad track!" Gus: Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with.

[Phil Connors is stopped by the police after some crazy driving] Phil Connors: Yeah, 3 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, 2 chocolate shakes and a large coke.

Phil Connors: There is no way this winter is EVER going to end as long as that groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out of it. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.

Piano Teacher: Not bad... Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson? Phil Connors: Yes, but my father was a piano *mover*, so...

Rita: Have you ever had deja vu? Phil Connors: Didn't you just ask me that?

Phil Connors: I've been stabbed, shocked, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned. Rita: Oh, really? Phil Connors: Every day I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal!

Rita: What did you do today? Phil Connors: Oh, same-old same-old.

Felix's Wife: Dr. Connors. I want to thank you for fixing Felix's back. He can even help around the house again. Phil Connors: I'm sorry to hear that, Felix.

[On the phone, trying to leave during a snowstorm.] Phil: Are you saying that all long-distance lines are down because of the snow? What about satellite communication? Is it snowing in space too? Don't you have a line for emergencies? Perhaps a special line for celebrities? I am both -- I'm a CELEBRITY in an EMERGENCY.

Phil Connors: Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.