Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000)

Raymond Calitri: I try to understand, learn your native ways. But this baseball, it's so bleedin' boring.

Raymond Calitri: They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country.

Donny Astricky: I'm Robin Hood, man. I steal from the rich and give to the needy. Freb: You mean the poor. Donny Astricky: No, I mean the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.

Drycoff: We are talking about professionals. No visible damage to locking mechanisms, steering columns, or ignition systems, and as you can see, these are not Honda Civics. Including this, one of three brand-new Mercedes, a car they say is "unstealable."

Sway: So, what do you think is more exciting? Having sex or boosting cars?

Randall "Memphis" Raines: I'm a little TIRED, I'm a little WIRED, and I just want a little appreciation.

Punk: I'm not gonna mess around with someone who plays with dog shit!

[Kip is about to break into the dealership] Mirror Man: We might as well call prison and make reservations.

Otto Halliwell: We're gonna have to go old school on this. A day to shop, a day to prep.

Randall "Memphis" Raines: I am a baaaad man.

The Sphinx: If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his death carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say "Poor Toby." I say: "Poor us."

Sway: I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.

The Sphinx: If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us.

Raymond Calitri: I've got to deliver fifty cars, and I have no cars. Randall "Memphis" Raines: That's another problem. Raymond Calitri: It is a problem, isn't it? Because if I don't make this order, my South American gentleman will go to someone else from now on! Because I'm the asshole who said I could deliver! Am I an asshole? Do I look like an asshole?! Randall "Memphis" Raines: Yeah.