Erin Brockovich (2000)

Ed Masry: In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little. Erin Brockovich: Well as long as I have one ass instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's alright with you? You might want to re-think those ties.

Erin Brockovich: Are you going to be something else that I have to survive? Because I don't think I can handle it.

Erin Brockovich: Not personal! That is my work, my sweat, and my time away from my kids! If that is not personal, I don't know what is!

Ed Masry: Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you suck at it!

George: How many numbers you got? Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten. George: Ten? Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is. George: You got a little girl? Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married -- and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.

Theresa Dallavale: Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here -- Erin Brockovich: That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet. In fucking ugly shoes.

Erin Brockovich: Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme!

Erin Brockovich: For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. Please, don't ask me to give it up.

Erin Brockovich: Did they teach you how to apologize at lawyer school? 'Cause you suck at it.

Ed Masry: So what makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want? Erin Brockovich: They're called boobs, Ed.

Kurt Potter: Wha... how did you do this? Erin Brockovich: Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right? Ed Masry: Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith... Erin Brockovich: I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.