End of Days (1999)

Satan: Where was God? He could have stopped it. Instead he fucked you and made you feel guilty. Me, I don't do guilt.

Satan: Something good happens, "It's His will." Something bad happens, "He moves in mysterious ways."

Chicago: Well, it's offical. I'm not going to sleep again.

Satan: How do you expect to defeat me when you are but a man, and I am forever?

Jericho Cane: Who the fuck are you? Satan: Oh, I think you know who I am. You just don't want to believe it.

[About God] Satan: Let me tell you something about Him. He is the biggest underachiever of all time. He just has a good publicist, that's all.

Jericho Cane: Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.

Father Kovak: Do you believe in God? Jericho Cane: Maybe once, not anymore. Father Kovak: What happened? Jericho Cane: We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live. He felt otherwise.

Father Kovak: He was doing God's work. Jericho Cane: So God ordered a hit on an investment banker?

Father Kovak: You think you've seen everything? There's a whole world you've never dreamed of. Thomas saw it, and it destroyed him. Jericho Cane: I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue. Father Kovak: Wait a few days.

The Man: How can you expect to defeat me when you are just a man and I am forever?

Chicago: You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.

Chicago: What makes you think you're going upstairs when this is all over? After the life you've led?

Chicago: It's official: I'm never sleeping again.

Chicago: I didn't realize you knew where the public library was, let alone had a library card.