Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

T.J. Hicks: I prefer to be called a male madame. Wait, that didn't sound right.

T.J. Hicks: Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!

T.J. Hicks: You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus.

T.J. Hicks: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it? Deuce Bigalow: Where? T.J. Hicks: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it? Deuce Bigalow: Man-whoring? T.J. Hicks: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.