Dennis the Menace (1993)

George Wilson: I don't want to see you, I don't want to know you. Get out of my way.

Henry Mitchell: Mr. Wilson, he's five. Mr. Wilson: When I was five I had some respect. Henry Mictehll: Well you were probably a pretty exceptional boy. Mr. Wilson: 1925? I wasn't the exception. I was the rule.

Margaret: Don't call me stupid, baby rump kisser!

[On the subject of where babies come from and how they get out of mom] Margaret: Tell me, Dennis, how? Dennis: The bellybutton. It opens up. Margaret: Then how come men have them? Dennis: So they don't look weird in bathing suits.

George Wilson: Why is it when everyone else feasts on the pleasures of life, I get the indigestion? Martha Wilson: Because you're an old grump!

Dennis: I brought my own pillow so I won't get my spit all over yours. Mrs. Wilson: Thank you, Dennis.

George Wilson: I can't stand that kid, he's a menace!!