Crocodile Dundee (1986)

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Me and God - we'd be mates!

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: For a minute there, "room-service" took on a whole new meaning.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: That's not a knife. [Draws his.] *This* is a knife.

Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee: See those rocks sitting up there? Been standing there for six hundred thousand years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns 'em is like a couple of fleas arguing over who owns the dog they're living on.

Sue Charlton: That croc was going to eat me alive. Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee: Oh, I wouldn't hold that against him. Thought crossed my mind once or twice.

Richard Mason: Take care now. Sue Charlton: Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker!

Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph. Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away? Neville Bell: No, you got the lens-cap on.