Charlie's Angels (2000)

Vivian Wood: Never send a man to do a woman's job.

Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're bright, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

Alex Munday: Jason, I haven't been honest with you; I'm not a bikini waxer!

Dylan Sanders: And that's kicking your ass!

Dylan Sanders: Behind every perfect man there is a perfect woman.

Dylan: Figures that I would find the perfect guy, yet he would already have the perfect girl.

Natalie: Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?

Charlie: Good morning, angels. Dylan, Natalie, Alex: Good morning, Charlie!

[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door] Bosley: What's this? Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin. Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine once took a Chinese fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziplock bags.

Chad: Was it the Chad? Dylan Sanders: No, the Chad was great! Chad: The Chad was great.

Eric Knox: So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler? Vivian Wood: What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?

Chad: The Chad... is stuck.

Roger Corwin: You have great hands. I could use someone like you on my staff. Alex Munday: My hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.