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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
Ted: [to Socrates] All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
History Teacher: Who was Joan of Arc? Ted: Noah's wife?
Ted: I can't believe your dad's actually going for it in your room! Bill: Shut up, Ted. Ted: Your step-mom is cute, though. Bill: Shut up, Ted. Ted: Remember when I asked her out to the prom? Bill: Shut up Ted!!
Bill: [to peasant] Excuse me. Do you know where there are any personages of historical signiface around here?
Bill S. Preston, Ted Logan: Excellent!
Ted Logan: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
[Delivering a history report.] Ox: Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules!
[An early morning jam] Bill: I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire. Ted: And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan. Bill, Ted: And together, we're WYLD STALLYNS!
Mr. Ryan: All you boys seemed to have learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
[Bill thought Ted was killed.] Bill: Ted, you're alive! Ted: Yeah, I fell out of my armor when it hit the floor! [They hug.] Bill, Ted: [to each other] Fag!
Ted: Be excellent to each other. Bill: Party on, dudes.
[After seeing the Princesses Joanna and Elizabeth] Ted: Bill? Bill: What? Ted: I'm in love, dude. Bill: Come on, this is a history report, not a babe report. Ted: But, Bill, those are historical babes! Bill: Okay, you're the ladies' man. How we gonna meet 'em?
[Bill S. Preston and Ted Logan meet themselves] Ted Logan: OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of? Bill S. Preston, Ted Logan: 69 dudes! Bill S. Preston, Ted Logan: Whoa! [Quadruple air guitar solo]
Ted Logan: Dude, are you sure we should be doing this? Bill S. Preston: Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy... Ted Logan: What if we were lying? Bill S. Preston: Why would we lie to ourselves?
[Just before time-traveling for the first time] Rufus: [putting on his sunglasses] Gentlemen... We're history!
Bill S. Preston: Socrates; "The only true wisdom consists of knowing you know nothing". Ted Logan: That's us, dude!
[Bill S. Preston and Ted Logan have met themselves again] Bill S. Preston, Ted Logan: Catch you later, Bill and Ted! Bill S. Preston: That conversation made more sense this time.
Police Psychiatrist: I don't know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud. Sigmund Freud: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud? Police Psychiatrist: Why do you keep asking me these questions? Sigmund Freud: Tell me about your mother.
Ted: Dude, it's Sigmund Frood! Bill: Extra credit, dude. Let's bag him! Ted: [to Freud] How's it goin' Frood-dude?
[As Genghis Khan shows off, Ted narrates] Ted: As you can see, Genghis greatly enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush!
[Repeated lines] Abraham Lincoln: Be excellent to each other... And party on, dudes!
[Last line (while Bill S. Preston and Ted Logan are "jamming")] Rufus: [reassuringly to the camera] They do get better.
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