Army of Darkness (1993)

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts? Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul! Ash: Come get some.

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. Possessed woman: Who the hell are you? Ash: Name's Ash. [cocks shotgun] Housewares.

Sheila: You found me beautiful once... Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

Ash: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash: Shop smart, shop S-mart!

[About his shotgun.] Ash: Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

[Sheila wants to apologize to Ash] Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private? Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

[In a passionate moment of romance] Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.